"I don't ask ladies out, they ask me out" - Omobaba Comedian

Talented comedian Omobaba Comedian, says he doesn’t ask women out, that for him it’s the other way round, the women do the asking out themselves. In a recent interview with Encomium Magazine, Omobaba said women mananize him when asked how he copes with female fans… “I have been coping, I respect my female fans. But coping with female fans I don’t ask them out, they ask me out. I don’t womanize, but women “mananize” me, permit me to use that language’.

Cossy Orjiakor insures boobs for N256million

Cossy Orjiakor insures boobs for N256million

According to a report by Vanguard, actress/singer Cossy Orjiakor has insured her boobs for N256k.

The actress was reported to have agreed to a deal to insure her bloated mammary glands for a whooping $1.6million amounting to N256million.

The deal according to source, was introduced to her by an American friend who also dragged Enhanced Silicon Inc. responsible for insuring breasts of famous foreign celebrities into the deal. The company, which insured the bosóms of Pamela Anderson and Dolly Parton agreed to the deal just before Cossy’s recent birthday bash, where she displayed her endowments for the world to see. The booby actress will be travelling  to Los Angeles in two weeks to sign on the dotted lines. “I specifically asked for $1.6 million,” Cossy was quoted as saying.

 Lol. Who believes this? 

ASUU seeks watertight deal from FG

National President, ASUU, Nasir Issa-Faggae

Members of the Academic Staff Union of Universities have given the Federal Government certain conditions to be met before the union could call off its four-month old strike.

Part of this condition, FB learnt, is that all federal parastatals in charge of fund, labour, and education must sign the agreement purportedly reached between its leadership and the Federal Government on Tuesday.

A prominent member of the union, who craved anonymity because he was not authorised to speak on behalf of the union, told FB that doing this would give the association the confidence that “the Federal Government knows what it is doing when it signed the agreement.”

He said, “I must tell you that our mandate remains. The only mandate we have is that 2009 agreement must be met. We have not reached any agreement with the Federal Government.

“Since the Federal Government  wants to be releasing N220bn every year for five years, then all monetary and regulatory agencies must sign. The  Central Bank of Nigeria, Ministries of Finance and Labour, National Assembly, Office of the Presidency, National Universities Commission, Tertiary Education Trust Fund, Trade Union Congress and our umbrella body, the Nigeria Labour Congress, must sign with consequences stated.

“The reason we will ensure this is that we don’t want argument tomorrow that the agreement was entered in error or that they don’t know the implication of signing the agreement. If possible, documents that will provide for automatic deduction of the agreed money at a particular/agreed date must be provided.”

The leadership of the union had engaged in a 13-hour marathon meeting with  government delegation  led by President Goodluck Jonathan in Abuja between Monday and Tuesday.

Though it was generally perceived that both ASUU and the Federal Government  achieved breakthrough in negotiation for the first time after the lengthy meeting with the President, FB learnt that the lecturers might not be  in a hurry to go back to class.

Another  source close to ASUU who was also part of the marathon meeting  with the President in Abuja, said there was nothing new in what the President promised members of the union.

El-Rufai calls President Jonathan lazy, docile, hopeless, useless

El-Rufai calls President Jonathan lazy, docile, hopeless, useless

I'm not particularly a fan of President Jonathan and this government but c'mon Mallam El Rufai, that name calling is too harsh and uncalled for. Well, that's what I think, you're free to agree with him. Presidential aide Reno Omokri already replied..

SOURCE: LIB

Mercy Johnson, Her Hubby and Baby Purity In Matching Outfits

Mercy Johnson, Her Hubby and Baby Purity In Matching Outfits

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Mercy Johnson and her adorable family are in Uromi for a burial. :) . .

I love the Outfit. .

Nigeria wins U-17 World Cup! Go, Nigeria!!!

Nigeria wins U-17 World Cup! Go, Nigeria!!!

So proud of our Golden Eaglets. They beat Mexico 3-0 to win this year's U-17 World Cup in Abu Dhabi. Go, Nigeria!

Yet another classic from that young Nigerian producer who is ready to take the industry by surprise.......He features Paybac and Shola Xpyda, who came about the title ''HEAVEN KNOWS''.
Officially out for download on the 8th of November which marks the birth date of Steezy the young scientist and music producer, who leaves no stone unturned in the world of creativity! Enjoy.
 Download  link: https://archive.org/details/HeavenKnowsFtPaybacNSholaXpyda